

Get this girl in a gee and breaking boards already! Love Yas,” she inscribes, making him instantly cool again and showing that she can use her Regina George powers for good instead of evil.

Luckily, in the episode’s most touching moment, bitchy hot girl Yasmine takes pity on him and finally decides to sign his cast. (Hey, Ass Face is the show’s nickname, not mine!) Slim Jim is being especially mean to Dimitri and draws a huge dick on his cast, which would be funny if it wasn’t so mean. Hawk is hanging out with the new Cobra Kai crew and they’re a whole bunch of jerks, especially Slim Jim, as I like to call the former wrestler that beat up Ass Face last episode. Seriously? He was out of school because he was in a wheelchair? What, are there no ramps at this school? Is it not ADA compliant? When he returns he finds that things are really not to his liking. Now that Miguel can walk again he has to go back to school. Yeah, tell that to her best friend Aisha, whose salary the producers couldn’t afford this season. As Daniel tells Sam, you are never alone. But I watched them and learned a valuable lesson. That story took up most of the episode, and if I weren’t contractually obligated to watch every second of every episode - that’s journalism, folks - then I would have fast-forwarded through all of those scenes looking for fights. Finally, after all of that, Sam comes back to karate and does some bo training with her dad like she’s Donatello. Miyagi story about overcoming fear, which she has probably heard 15 times by now and is probably sick of, because I know we are. Instead of that she has to go on a fishing trip, then to a random sports stadium, then listen to another Mr. What I’m trying to say is, get over it Sam.
YASMINE VOX MR SKIN SKIN
Miguel learns to walk again in a week with the help of one training montage while Johnny sits on the couch looking at old skin magazines. Yeah, I get that in real life it would have been traumatic for her to go through all of the aftermath of the school fight. The whole storyline where Sam is scared of the Cobra Kai kids and having nightmares about Tory drowning her in a koi pond was totally lame. Well, this episode we were in the drink because sincerity won out. We love it because it’s both, and when one of these two poles fall out of order then we all fall into the drink and our bad haircut looks even worse all wet.

We wouldn’t love this show if it was just inspirational speeches or if it was just meta jokes about itself. It’s a delicate balance, but rather than a balance between a spoiled girl and her boyf with a bad haircut, it’s a balance between sincerity and irony. The fit hottie eventually flees the room when a fight breaks out but not before showing off that thong-clad ass one more time.The brilliance of Cobra Kai is just like that training exercise in season two, where Sam and Robbie have to balance on that weird raft thing in order to fight alongside each other. The dudes seem more interested in talking than checking her out, but that doesn’t deter her. Her part in Driven to Kill will have your rod driven to spill! The busty stunner strips down to just a thong and shows off her tight body as she gives Steven Seagal and another guy a lapdance. She has done some modeling but beyond that, she has kept a pretty low profile staying out of the public eye and off social media. She had a guest spot as a stripper on an episode of Supernatural then had a small spot in a short film and played Exotic Dancer #3 in Driven to Kill (2009). Despite its impressive start, the blonde, stacked babe’s acting career didn’t really take off from there. Skin’s no doctor, but he knows healthy flesh when he sees it, and when it comes to perfect anatomy, Miss Vox earns a T&A-plus. Topless, blonde, and lap-tinglingly gorgeous, yummy Yasmine is seen in a doctor’s office, getting her impressive torso tonnage inspected for symmetry. However, you might want to have some on hand when you take in her scene from the Dane Cook smash hit Good Luck Chuck (2007). Landing a speaking part in one of the most popular, talked-about flicks of the year as one’s very first big-screen role is nothing to sneeze at, so don’t go offering Yasmine Vox a Kleenex anytime soon.
